SignsSigns that make you say "WHAT ?!?!?!" Sometimes a name change is the best idea...  Take me to the cleaners, baby!  Major dilemma in California  How do you get there from here?  Everything you need for your "shotgun" wedding!  It's a good deal, but... oh, the college costs!  ??? McLogic gone wrong...  Pork the one you love?  Still Dead, Huh??? Go Figure...  What?  " Mass suicides... Cows going over the edge... tonight on Channel 3 News..."  Good Job!!  Load 'em up with burritos, Mom!!  I'm Confused...  How the hell can I write if I'm ILLITERATE!!!!  I can't even comment on this one  Beautiful, lush lawns of dirt...  Speling iz knot imprtunt fir astranawts  Make up your mind!!!  Don't drink and make Signs0..  Don't tell Bruce Wayne  Who says so!  YES!!  Why?  It works!  Huh?  Yes.. it's a real emergency  No saturated fats  And they have take-out  Nice people too!  I suppose the drapery service included...  You bet -- hands-down, the best!  Who knew?  Just what everyone needs!  Gourmet? Or did they just try to cross the road?  You are left to quess for yourself.  Are cameras allowed?  Sorry, I didn't know that. And some Signs need no explanation... ?!?!?!"                                                   Signs I wish I wrote..."                  Remember... never sign it without reading it first !!!" |