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How about a 2,000 HP, Outboard Inflatable !!!! Here's the latest drug runner from some european nuts. This thing belts across the English channel 3 times per week and was just a blur on the radar of the British coast guard. They were so blown away by the speed of the thing that they brought in a specialised chopper to catch it . What was on board...... 300 kgs. of pure cocaine!




Passing comments:
"How would you like to ski behind this baby? This'll pull ya right out of your shorts."
On the Motor manufacture's clams:
  • Yamaha's most powerful four strokes yet.
  • Whisper quiet.
  • Smooth running.
  • Clean burning.
  • Incredibly fuel efficient.
  • And rock-solid reliable, year after year.
    "At a MSRP of only... $19,310.00... EACH... That certainly made MY jaw drop..."
    "But I’ll bet 8 of them would make some racket running wide open and at best it would sure be a LOUD whisper."