Two Tough Questions

Question 1

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she stop having anymore children?

Read the next question before looking for the response to this one.

Question 2

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates:
  • Candidate A.
    Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

  • Candidate B.
    He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

  • Candidate C.
    He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.




ANSWERS:
Candidate A is _______________.
Candidate B is _______________.
Candidate C is _______________.

And, by the way, on your answer to the childern question:
If you said yes she should stop having anymore children, you
_______________.

Pretty interesting... but there's more.

Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember:
Amateurs... _______________.
Professionals... _______________.

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
  • 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
  • 7 have been arrested for fraud
  • 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
  • 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
  • 3 have done time for assault
  • 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
  • 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
  • 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
  • 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
  • 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's __________________________________.

The same group that ______________________________________.

It certainly makes you think... does'nt it?