1-Pagers

Always Check your Children's Homework

You should always take a quick look at your kid's homework before they turn it in.

Mommy actually works at Home Depot she was selling a shovel.

Back in 1929 Financial Crash it was said that some Wall Street Stockbrokers and Bankers JUMPED from their office windows and committed suicide when confronted with the news of their firms' and clients' financial ruin . . .

many people were said to almost feel a little sorry for them . . . . . . .

In 2008 the attitude has changed somewhat:

What brought down plane in Hudson River

How tequila works!

Navy Poster

Need the say more?

Bear Country WARNING!

Arizona Biker and his Babe

(Don't laugh, this could happen to you!)

How to Recognize a Gay Terroist

His name is:
"YOMAMA BIN SHOPPIN"

Old Chinese Proverb

Confucius say,
"If you are in a book store and cannot find the book
for which you search, you are obviously in the.....

No, no. No need to thank me. Just pass it along.

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Carnation Milk Ad
(65 years ago -- a true story)

A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farm since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hardwork and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with 'Carnation Milk is best of all'.

She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can do this! She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled up in front of her house. A man got out and said, 'Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2,000 even though we will not be able to use it!'

If you didn't laugh I'm worried about you!

ALL-GIRL BIKER BAR

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

How to correctly hold on in a moving train.

No, No, No, .......the guy by the door!
I worry about you sometimes.

That's Why

You look up and see...

... and that's when you say
"Now that's a big ass balloon !!!"

Bad Day?

Discrimination?

Railroad Crossing

Good to see people have a basic understanding of how railroads work!.

Moose Rednecks

How One Shoe Can Change a Family Picture

And he had no idea until the picture
was posted on the internet.
Now he’s sooooooooo popular!!!

A Written Breathalyzer Test

Other Test Results

Wisdom

Philosopher Willie Nelson

The younger generation may not know it but at one time Willie Nelson was the songwriter of the year. Such songs as "Hello Walls", "Crazy", "Funny How Time Slips Away" & a host of other favorites. He is also a well-recognized poet in his own circle of friends. Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker.

So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher, Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 80th birthday below his esteemed portrait. Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.

"I've outlived my dick."
A Poem - by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy,
Is now my water spout.

Time was when on its own accord,
From my trousers, it would spring.
But now I've got a full-time job,
To find the friggin thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

WD-40

This is a genuine Ad from 1964 when WD-40 was first released.
Their Ad department sure had a delightful way with words.

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